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Troubadour

Post by 7 on Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:40 am

His eyes burned a deep hazel. Fear shot out of his bottom-left wisdom tooth and fuzzed into the dark, as purple prose is oft to do. The spletchkny of the fhtagn whirred on and on as he chewed on a biscuit that tasted like cat. He usually didn't care for cat-flavored biscuits, but it was that time of month, and he didn't really care. He shot his tongue out and suckled the dry air, of which rain came and drenched his air. He didn't like wet air, so he air-dried his air using his special tuna-flavored vitamin.

Life was good, before the troutmen came and ate his flesh. He was fine with the eating of his flesh, but it was the troutmen that confused the heck out of him. He didn't like the troutmen, with their trouty eyes and men-y flailers, or he thought they were flailers, as they seemed no purpose other than to flail around wildly and hope for a splash. One of the troutmen approached him, with a wobble not unlike a penguin, and flailed him in the face, with a cry that sounded similar to a cat breathing fire out of its left paw.

He screamed and cried and laughed and died, until the troutmen left. He was but a husk of a man at the time, and now he was but a fish out of water, or was he in it? He never really knew, nor did he care, but the troutmen confused him as usual until the first firework came. The fireworks were good, peaceful as they were. Their exploding nonsense calmed him, soothed him, teethed him until a new canine came in and bit at his mouth. Life was good.



i'm gonna reach for the stars
(although they look pretty far)
i've never felt like this
i'll keep on running
cash cash - reach for the stars - sonic colors
i've got it in my sight
the colors feel so right

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Re: Troubadour

Post by Mew on Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:20 pm

This story is super amazing. The randomness just makes me want to read more Very Happy

Is there more to the story?


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Re: Troubadour

Post by 7 on Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:20 pm

Not to this story. If you want to, you can continue it; I waive all potential rights I have to this work (y'know, in case it somehow gets into legal troubles). If you like my randomness, I'm dedicated to putting as many random stuff as possible onto Shaychu because I love it so much, and it's generally spur-of-the-moment stuff as it is. I don't approve of sharing it on other sites, but at the same time, I don't really care if other people share it.

I also made lyrics to a song about the Troutmen, but I have to make the song first x_x



i'm gonna reach for the stars
(although they look pretty far)
i've never felt like this
i'll keep on running
cash cash - reach for the stars - sonic colors
i've got it in my sight
the colors feel so right

Download your own Dropbox, give me more space in mine!
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